the "darling" part was accidental
soeffinhappy: paranormal-destiel: fapcat: nizyewest: musicallyorangedicks: ghetsis: omfg I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick get out rick you will not win this battle you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex #i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy i can’t oh my god Guys, guys, please do your research. This was part of a series of fake tweets created for the Bill Maher show. While it is sad that Rick Santorum’s rhetoric is so absurd as to make this believable, it is not, in fact, real.

soeffinhappy:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

Guys, guys, please do your research. This was part of a series of fake tweets created for the Bill Maher show. While it is sad that Rick Santorum’s rhetoric is so absurd as to make this believable, it is not, in fact, real.

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